Me, Him and the Lewie

July 27, 2006

Nequin dissapearance, day 5.


Somehwere out there, Nequin is fighting to survive, so I have employed my friend Fredi the dwarf to help us out. the darklord fluffy (See below) has recently turned John prescott into a frog - and i feear the same fate has befallen Nequin. I will keep you informed.

Fredi the dwarf^.

July 24, 2006

The bandit.

That is right. The nefarious bandit, Harrius De Melvinnius, has returned! We should all live in fear! he and some of his companions, they intend to use the 'Red friar' worm virs to take over all or cursors, rendering the world immobile! Please, for the good of the world, hide your cursors anywhere you can.

Edit; I have also decided that the evil lord fluffy is responsible for Nequin's dissapearance. I will keep y'all informed.

June 29, 2006

He has been found!

Lond-faithful ally to the Lewie, Dahler Mendi has sent me a message in code. And since I don't speak Fungi-Chakki! I am at a loss as to what it means. Can anybody help?

May 24, 2006

Going, going, gone.

They're taking it away, they are taking it away.
They are taking all the good things- you can hear the people say!

And they'll just take it tomorrow if they don't take it today...
From the poor and sick and help-less, they are taking it away!


If the government keeps on as they're going, we'll all end up in hospital...
but don't expect a bed... They found them too expensive, so they've taken 'em away!


Squitty, why do you say such harsh things? It rips my heart to hear such wor...

TRAITOR!
Of course we're not bonkers ^^.

May 22, 2006

hi this is sqit0

sorry i dont post much but i think that this blog is bonkers, crazy and annoying.Anyway please come to my blog@.sqit0.blogsot.com

May 21, 2006

Da Lewie

Dis is da slogan for da looie, right, it knows a poing-pong playa, right? It ate the kingz of the world, right? It refreshes evary thirti seconds, right? Wikkid.

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May 13, 2006

Carlston Draught.

I am sorry to say this, but carlton draught are amassing against us. Evidence = here. They have an army consisting of fat men in bright-coloured tunics a-marching towards Copenhagen! We must be ready to resist.

In other news, tha lst Doctor Who was incredible. never have we seen such a good episode since the series re-started. I was looking up Harry potter later that day, and came across this screenshot. Looking from left-to-right, I see karkaroff, professor Snape, professor Mcgonnagal, Madame Maxime, Dumble-dore, professor Moody, and... Wait! it's the cyberman-nutter! what the heck's he doing in Harry Potter! Docter Who enemies are seeping out into Hollywood people! Don't tell me you didn't see Dathros in the Matrix! The time to panic is nigh! *PANICS*

May 12, 2006

Whoops

I accidently deleted a post by Sqit0 yesterday, foolish adminny guy that I am, so here it is in all it's squitty glory;

"Hey there it's Sqit0"


May 11, 2006

New threat


Recently, the high imperial almighty court of Lewie (Every member of the Lewie is in this) recognised Gordon Brown as a new threat to mankind. That's right, as innocent as he may look, Grodon Brown has been sighted with the head of the mafia (Left), and making the secret Soviet union sign for, "We strike at dawn". Anyway, he is an altogether shifty character, getting close to people of power, sneaking into a Cuban bar illegally, and cheering on Everton at a football match.

And after all this, he stays as chancellor! But you should really be worried about The demon headmas... *AHEM* John Prescott.
He's just scaaaaaaaaary.

May 08, 2006

Joinging the lewie Mark 2

It appears you have all met Nequin. Members pending are Sqit0, a most excitable maniac... with SoonHofDaKiiwii (That name is copyright ME!) to be joining shortly. Unfortunately, I seen to be the only one who can spell.